Friday, April 11, 2008

Poop, Gas, & Friday

Funny funnies today in my classroom.


We are working on current event projects, and I asked students to bring in newspaper articles from home to use. The first couple of kids brought in the newspapers and set them down on my desk. One young lady, a smart mouth mind you, picked up her newspaper and imitated her grandfather reading it while on the toilet. I asked her what in the world she was doing and she blatently told me that's what her grandpa does while taking a dump. What a way to start the day!! The other young lady who was standing there heard this and said that her dad does the same thing while going poop...he loves to take the paper in the bathroom and stays in there forever with it. Those were her exact words. I was cracking up and it wasn't even 8am yet!!!


During our writing time, I gave the kids two writing prompts to choose from. They could either write about what it would be like if cows gave rootbeer instead of milk OR write about what it would be like if streets were rivers. I have a kindergartener in my classroom for language arts in the morning because she is VERY advanced, and the first sentence on her paper was this: If cows gave rootbeer instead of milk, everyone would have gas. It's times like these that I absolutely LOVE my job. I get to laugh about poop and gas. It doesn't get any better!!

After getting my hair highlighted after work, the girl who always does my hair put the veil and sparkly tiara on my head and we decided how my hair would be done for wedding day. I love it!! Can't wait!! I wish I could post pics but Kenny will peak. He's so bad:)

This weekend is going to rock. My bachelorette party is tomorrow. Can't wait!!!!!

3 comments:

Lori said...

Great stories!! Out of the mouths of babes...

Sounds like a fun weekend ~ can't wait until you recover to tell us about it! ha!

Anonymous said...

LOL. I had to read this to Jeff. Much too cute to keep to myself.

Anonymous said...

Poop, gas, and a bachelorette party! Yep, you're having some crazy FUN this week!! Enjoy yourself! Don't forget to post pictures from the party!!