Funny Stuff

This happened in my classroom today for real:

Student: (whispering) "Miss O....I passed gas....I'm sorry!"

Me: (also whispering) "No big deal. Everyone does it. Open the window."

Student: (not whispering) "No way. Then everyone'll think it was me. Can you open the window?"

Me: "No way. Then everyone'll think it's me."

I'm not trying to be gross, but I just wanted to pass on a little bit of the daily humor that comes from the mouths of 7 year olds.