Saturday, August 18, 2007

The Routine

This is what happens when Kenny & I get ready to go someplace. ANYplace. Let's say, just for the sake of this post, that we have to leave at 2pm. I get in the shower at noon, and am dressed (in this case it was a dressy occasion) and completely ready to go at 1:30pm. With a half hour to spare. Why? Because of what usually happens between 1:30 and 2:30pm. Around 1:30, maybe even 1:45 Kenny gets in the shower. After he's done, he realizes that he doesn't have any clean clothes, which I had asked him the night before/hours earlier if he had what he needed to wear. His reply is ALWAYS yes/who cares. So, at this point, he asks me to HELP him find something to wear, which translates to him standing there and me looking around for something that isn't too wrinkly. Hmmm. Can you see where this is going? After throwing a small fit, he (I) finds suitable clothing, probably something that needed to be ironed, again, by me, and then we move on to the issue of the socks. I think I even posted about this not too long ago. He can't keep a match of socks to save his life. This ordeal starts, where he gets mad at me because somehow, I have sabotaged his socks. As if! After we both scamble around for socks, he probably will end up with a mismatched pair, but no one sees them anyway, so who cares, right? By now it's 2:30, and we are clearly going to be late for whatever we are going to. You think we're ready to leave now? Oh no. There's still the issue of his wallet, keys, and sunglasses. And he can't find them. EVER!! This will FOR SURE take another 10 minutes, making us even more late! I'm going to stop there, because he will probably read this and get mad at me. He has nothing to worry about, because I'm always here when he gets ready and I always help him find his shit. I guess that's why I am ready to go early to make up for his tardiness and disorganization. I should get HUGE kudos for this. HUGE!!

8 comments:

Steff said...

Oh the joys of marriage...or even dating a guy! That was too funny to read. I laughed so hard at you sabotaging his socks. LOL

HUGE KUDOS FOR YOU!!!

Tasha said...

OMG thats Chris!

Mary-LUE said...

That's too funny, L!

I'm usually the one running behind. But then, I'll be asking my husband if he's ready, he says yes and that he is just waiting for me. Lo and behold, I say I'm ready to go and THEN he gets up to do the last bits, usually 5-10 minutes worth. It drives me crazy!

Lori said...

Unfortunately ~ I can totally relate! ha!

Lindsay @ Splat Designs said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
I am tearing
great post Linz!

Tee said...

LOL He neeeeeeeds you, Lindsey!!!

la bellina mammina said...

It's the same with GAP and me. I always make him get ready before me, as it takes me only minutes to be ready! Btw, you have an award waiting for you;-)

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