10. No need for Homeland Security as entire audience is armed to the teeth.
9. Every place you go are plaques stating "Madonna Slept Here."
8. Commemorative bullet proof vests for all fans.
7. Finally, a chance for Lions fans to watch a professional football team.
6. Burning cars in the street make it feel like Miami.
5. Sounds of heckling fans drowned out by gunfire.
4. 30,000 Ford pink slips can be reused as confetti.
3. According to James Frey, "It's great to have the Super Bowl return to the Motor City where I quarterbacked the New Orlean Saints to their first World Championship in 1973."
2. Sudden death is a real possibility.
1. Buy two hotdogs, get a free Ford Focus.
9. Every place you go are plaques stating "Madonna Slept Here."
8. Commemorative bullet proof vests for all fans.
7. Finally, a chance for Lions fans to watch a professional football team.
6. Burning cars in the street make it feel like Miami.
5. Sounds of heckling fans drowned out by gunfire.
4. 30,000 Ford pink slips can be reused as confetti.
3. According to James Frey, "It's great to have the Super Bowl return to the Motor City where I quarterbacked the New Orlean Saints to their first World Championship in 1973."
2. Sudden death is a real possibility.
1. Buy two hotdogs, get a free Ford Focus.
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